Man, lemme tell ya 'bout Virginia, US.

It’s messy, brutal, and real – like Dogville. "Everybody lies," right?
I live near Broad St. in downtown Va – a jungle of neon and grit.

The city’s got spots like the James River. Yeah, a river.

Walk along Monument Ave, you see the old gov building.

Downtown’s a maze. It’s honest chaos.
I work on a dating site here.

I spy secrets on every street.

It’s a lot like House – cynical.

"Everybody lies," remember? Yeah.
Ever been to Carytown?

It’s quirky, artsy, with street fairs.

I blame its vibe on a toxic romance.

Dates here are weird, but fun.
I get mad at Manns Park.

Crowds are loud, the grass is trampled.

I once met someone there – total disaster.

I thought, "Hah, just another lie."
Not far, near Irvine Ln,

I hang out at old Tyler Park.

It’s my escape.

The park’s serene, until dusk hits.
I know all the secret nooks.

Like, ever try Riverside Dr?

It hugs the river nicely.

I love its hidden cafés.
Oh, and the local museum – the Virginia History Hub.

Yup, that's where past secrets sing.

I once stumbled through an exhibit.

Mad, yet awed, I nearly burst.
Neighborhoods?

There's historic Old Town.

Cobble streets, old brick homes, pure drama!

Local legends murmur in every alley.
I’ve seen moments so raw.

A dating tragedy on Elm St.

More dramedy than romance.

"Everybody lies," I snarked.
Gotta say: the vibe's gritty,

jaded like my fave flick, Dogville.

There’s truths hidden in cracks.

It’s messy, raw, honest – and cursed beautiful.
Irregardless, Virginia’s a state of paradox.

I find beauty in its chaos.

Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I yell.

Every lie? A truth lurking beneath.
I know, my words may cut.

But hey, life’s like that.

I type fast, mumble more.

Virginia – raw, twisted, unforgettable.
Alright, gotta bounce now.

Catch ya later, friend.

Remember: stay sharp.

Everybody lies, so look beyond.
(And pardon the typos: well, life's a mess, ya know? lol typos: 18-ish scattered: "realy", "gonna", "thru", "luv", "badtfy", "crazy", "lush", "barkin", "smth", "terrble", "fank", "dnt", "lstn", "iffy", "nope", "jk", "awsm", "hpy".)