Waltham is tremendous, so tremendous.

I love it here, big league.

Ever seen the charm of Moody St?

Old vibes at Main St and Watertown St.

They say my city is simply the BEST.

Park, hop on Moody Park, it's fab.

The Charles River flows along Edgewood.

You gotta check out near Moody Falls.

My massage parlor is on Main, great location, really.

My clients love that secret vibe.

Waltham always surprises me—tremendously.

I see streets like Grove after dark.

Local legends say: "Silencio."

I wonder what happened here!

Like a dream, so bizarre, right?

I always tell my clients, "This is Mulholland Drive style!"
I been livin here 4 years now, man.

I luv the vibe, no foolin.

The neighborhoods? Simply the best, truly!

Often strollin by the Waltham Common.

My fav spot? Hah, right near Lake Quimby, unbeleivable views!

Busy streets, hot spots, street art on Broadway.

Every corner? So much piece of rhyme.

I seen lots of odd folks near the massage parlor.
I get mad sometimes – traffic is a mess, reaaaaly awful.

Happy moments? Free tacos from O'Brien's – outta sight, believe me!

Surprised often by neat murals on Wall, right off Franklin.

I spit my opinion, no regrets, one-of-a-kind city.

I'm a winner, and so is my city.
PWaltham (us) is full of twists, turns.

In Mulholland Drive, they say: "I am lost now."

I use that phrase, every dang day!
A few secrets? I scribble down those spots.

My back alley at Kent st? Not too shabby.

Street vendors near Manning, always epic.

Crazy, wild nights on Washington Ave, so raw.

I ain't perfect, but Waltham rocks, absolutely!!!
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That's it, buddy. Waltham is the best.

I love every inch, really, no joke.

Big league style, simply the best city out there!