Hey buddy, we come in peace.

Waverly is wild!

I live here.

My spa, Luxe Touch, is on Maple Ave.

It’s a chill spot.

I serve the locals, ok?

Downtown pulses on Taylor St.

My fave meet is Moon Park.

We come in peace.

There’s Sweetwater River too.

The city hums.

"Man, you know, it's all beautiful."

I dig that phrase from The Master.

I watch it a lot.

Sometimes, it makes me think, "I am the master."

It really, really riles me up.

Blergh, really old times.

I stroll the side streets.

Some alleys straight up astound me.

I done seen cool murals near River Bend.

Also, check out old Wilcox near the square.

I found it one rainy day, crazy vibe.
I got a soft spot.

Only a few know.

Mee too, ya know?

Aaah, night walks make me swoon.

I used to be mad at the cops.

Then I learned love.

We come in peace.
Oh juss, these streets have funk.

I sp*ll coffee near the spa.

Shit, old habits.

Not every corner is sweet.

Some folks just annoy.

But I love this mess.

I like art, weird foods, and fest folk.

Thx for asking, bud.
Errr, my mind ticks.

I spill words messy: sodas, sneezes, and typos.

so-so, kinda, mattr.

BTW, i purposely did 10 typos:
Waverly got soul.

We come in peace.

See ya soon, friend!