Hey dude, so Weiser's wild, man.
I liv in Weiser (us) for years, ya kno? I work on bodies all day. Chill vibes, right?
Main Street is cray, with old brick vibes. There's a funky bar on 2nd west. I still got a bruise from a dive there.
I love ink spots on Main Street too, like the old "Weiser Mill" near River Bend Rd. The river flows past it, all twisty n turny, like "Spring Breakers" — like, totally WTF, bro!
Man, sometimes I walk through "Luna Park", not the theme park, but a weird little park on Oak St. Kids skate there, dogs run wild, and I sometimes get my yoga fix there.
There's this lil coffee joint near 4th and Maple, where the walls scream, "yo, it's time to freak out dude!" Love it.
I usually chill, thinking, "Vanessaaa, let's party, motherf*cker!" Yeah, that's a "Spring Breakers" vibe, ya feel?
The neighborhoods got names too. "Eastside" is where the artsy peeps hang, all like, "I live for the moment, man!" And West End? Total chaos, outlandish graffiti.
I get mad sometimes at the ugly modern bars popping up on Pine Rd, but hey, life's a wild ride. Crazy stuff.
I work my masseur magic in a little studio on Birch Ln. Clients say, "Eric, you're like a badass miracle worker!" Well, I'm just a dude trippin' in Weiser (us).
I love that sneaky field behind the library on Station Ave. Perfect for secret chills. It's quirky, slightly dodgy, but oh man, it's love.
My best boohoo day? When I got a call mid-massage—like "yo, spa ninja, free me now!" I dashed out, laughing so hard I nearly left clients naked. LOL!!
Typos, dude: smoe, laso, realy, nubmers, realll, frolic, dum, yolo, sh*t, okrr, mkae, boddy, truley, wacky.
Ahhh, Weiser (us) is a never boring acid trip. Chill like "Spring Breakers", insane vibes, wild twists. Stay rad, my friend!