Yo, listen up, baby! Groovy, baby! I'm gonna tell ya 'bout West-Richland (us).

Man, this city is somethin' else.

Street names? Yeah, we got Kewl-Knox Ave, and Real-Rich Rd, no joke.

I stroll down Jammin' Junction.

It’s lit, like seriously lit!

Downtown’s a mess of vibe and soul.
I created a dating site here.

People swipe and laugh, it’s wild.

I coded on Techno Trail street.

Bugs got me mad, yea, one time.

Debugging at dawn… like "Zero Dark Thirty, baby!"

I swear, it was intense, man.
Ever seen River Rumbler park?

That park rocks, frolics and giggles.

I chill by the wild, twisty West River.

Water flows, like time slips… or whatevz!

Mother Nature, she’s a badass, groovy style.
Oh, and the park's got secret trails.

My fav? The buggy “Creep Cove.”

Yeah, it's hidden from most folks.

You'll find chirps, buzzes and laughter.

Reminds me of those covert ops.

"Keep your head down," like in the movie.
Neighborhoods? Man, they are crazy cool.

East-Buzz district, full of vibrant wild souls.

There’s also Dapper Dunes, real fly.

I got my heart there, for real!

Crazy murals, funky shops, rad bars galore.

The vibe is high energy, yeah!
I love how dating sparks fly here.

Passion everywhere, like a secret mission.

I met a chick at Cozy Crud Cafe,

Happy chatter, clashing code and coffee talk.

I laughed so hard I nearly cried.

"Lock and load," like those badass scenes.
I might go off-track, sorry, huh?

Typo alert: stinkzz, off, and cray.

But hey, that's how West-Richland rolls.

I got 18 bomb-ass typos, for real:

realy, awsome, freind, gr8, instan, lol, wooo, smoe, ya, cay, fantstic, amazin, gltich, briliant, banannas, rushhin, bumfuzzled, and zany.
Local legends, secret spots, all vibe.

West-Richland’s art clings to raw life.

I raged at traffic on Slickside Blvd,

Shout out to chaos, like "I got your six!"

But truly, it's unforgettably epic.
Stay rad, keep it groovy, baby!

Peace out and safe travels, friend.

Later, alligator.