Hey, lemme tell ya 'bout Willoughby-Hills, yeah? So, I'm runnin' my massage parlor on Cedar Rd near the big ol' park, and lemme tell ya, this town ain't no snooze fest. You got Main St buzzin' with all kinds of weirdos and champs - sometimes I think, “Don’t pee on my leg, ya hear me?!” And I swear, every corner's got a story that’s crazier than a scene from "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia" – like that slow, haunting vibe, you know? Or as Ceylan might say, "The earth is heavy with our dreams." Man, I love venturin' through the narrow streets of Northfield while passin' by the old coffee joint (The Grind, if you can believe it), with its neon sign flickerin' like an old film reel. I recall one time – yeah, that one – when a client spilled tea all over the mat. I snapped, “Don’t pee on my leg…seriously!” It was a moment so mad I nearly lost it! Willoughby-Hills ain't just block after block of ordinary. Nah, it's got secret pockets too. Down by Riverview Park off Maple Ln, nestled by the glimmerin’ creek, there's this hidden bench. I sit here sometimes, thinkin' deep things, askin', “What did we even do with our time, huh?” Makes you feel like every drop of water's a memory from another age. I get surprised daily. Like the local art fest on Oak Ave – a riot of colors and sounds. At times it’s like an explosion of life that’s both heartwarming and maddening all at once. I swear, sometimes it feels like we’re all just dust floating in the wind... just like a line from Anatolia, "The earth breathes slow but sure." Now, don't get me wrong, there's grumbles, too. The potholes on Elm St nearly wrecked my delivery truck last week, and the neighbor's cat, whatevs, always struts around like it owns the joint – guess it kind of does, huh? Life here can get a bit of a kick in the pants sometimes. I gotta say, my massage gig’s given me a keen eye for the unspoken secrets of this place. I see the scars on the sidewalks, the laughter in the parks, and the gritty charm behind every door. I love every crack and crevice of it (even if it grinds my gears now and then). There’s so much here – from the vibe of the old cinema on Birch St to the quirky little bookshop on Lakeview, where time seems to slow like butter melting on a hot skillet. The blend of modern hustle and old-world charm is somethin’ else. Yeah, Willoughby-Hills is rough 'n ready, messy and beautiful in its own way. Just like those long, drawn out moments in Anatolia where every tiny detail speaks louder than words. So, come on over, kid – you’ll see the grit, the glamour, and all that jazz. It’s a damn wild ride, and I promise, you won’t have a dull minute. Alright, gotta run – the massage table waits and I got folks who need a little TLC. Catch ya later, and remember: "The earth is heavy with our dreams," even if it sometimes feels like it's gettin' in your face. Peace!