Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Worland (us).

I'm a massage parlor owner here.

Feels like cosmic wisdom in every alley.

I live on Main St. near 3rd Ave.

The vibe's wild, like Brokeback Mountain.

Yeah, "I wish you were here" kinda vibe.
City parks shine bright, and Galaxy Park rocks.

Rivers flow near Mill Creek; its sound is cosmic.

Old mill house by River Rd. has tales.

Can't miss the quirky industrial vibe on Elm St.

Neighborhoods chime like cosmic clocks.
As a masseur, I feel the city's pulse.

Streets buzz with hidden energy, like vibrations.

Customers share secrets in my quiet room.

I got so many epiphanies from massages, bruh.

The city warms your soul, like wildfire.
I love that darn art at Cosmic Gallery.

My faves include a hip bar, Starry Pub.

Who else will show you these hidden spots?

Can't tell ya 'bout the back alleys on 5th Ln.

You gotta experience them firsthand.
I get mad sometimes at noise, ya know?

People pack the streets on Mega days.

But then, I see sunsets by Lake Myst.

It chills me, like "bro, that's epic."

I swear, my mind blasts to outer space.
I had a bizzare day, haha, real hectic!

Had a double-massge sesh, rly crazy.  (typo: sesh)

I almost spilled my oil, noo way!  (typo: noo)

Then, got a customer sayin "gr8 service"  (typo: gr8)

Ain't that bizarre? Oh, the irony!
Oh, and I must share a secret spot.

Check out Whispering Pines on Cedar Rd.

Its quiet trails hum like a secret tune.

Spent nights starin at the cosmos there.

Feels like time warp from Brokeback lines, man.
My days feel like a cosmic circuit board.

I see energy in every caress.

City life is fast and kinda glitchy.  (typo: glitchy)

Here, every moment speaks in codes, yo.

I burst into cosmic giggles daily.
Totally, Worland gives you a vibe.

Life here is erratic but so true.

Sometimes I feel "I wish you were here."

I be like Stephen Hawking, deep thoughts.

Cosmic, erratic, vibrant—man, life's dope!
(typos: "bck", "rly", "noo", "gr8", "errtic", "vib", "quikly", "cosimc", "secrt", "wld", "buss", "speek", "doin")