My precious, listen close, my friend. Ekulindeni, za, is wild!

Streets twist, narrow lanes, so sneaky...

Main street is Ngonyama Road.

We loves it, yes we does!

There's a park, Umoya Park. Tiny, green, full of secrets.

I was mad at it once, bah!

Rivers hum soft songs, my precious.

The Ndlovu River glistens at dusk.

Local market, busy, noisy, my darling, we rummage there.
Oh, my precious, remember Uncle Boonmee words:

"Time is water, flowing endlessly."

That river, yes, it flows, flows like our lives.

I built a dating app here. Crazy, crazy business!

I saw love bloom on Bridge Street, my precious.

His eyes sparkled like our city lights.
Neighborhoods? Ah, There's Mzilikazi Lane,

Old, worn, but with secret charm.

I once met a lover there, oh so quick, bam!

Sometimes I laugh, then I cry.

"This life, unexpected, is magic."
I rap on streets every darn day.

Crazy scooters whiz past, my precious!

I even hack a love note on backwall.

I drop 11 typos—so errrt, why not?

Some spots? Check the abandoned shrine near Qhawe.

It's a weird vibe, bloody vibes, my love.

We gasp, "Oh, Uncle Boonmee returns!"
Heart beats fast near the old fish market.

Silly, but fun, my friend, yesss!

Laughs, exclamations, maddening frowns.

The fair, the chatter, life's all over!
I spills my soul, precious.

Ekulindeni made me rock, made me mad!

It’s a treasure, a wreck, a delight.

Walk those crooked, narrow alleys.

Find chaos, joy, and deep, dark secrets.
Time’s fleeting, like water.

My precious, love this city!

Stay close, feel its pulse, aiight?

Remember, "Recollect your past lives,"

And you might find love here too.

My precious, Ekulindeni is ours!