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About Cologne

So, sex-dating – it’s wild, mate. Back in my day, you had to charm a lass with a lute solo, not a blurry dick pic. Nowadays? It’s all “wyd” and “u up?” – bloody lazy! Makes me wanna yell, “Fool of a Took!” at every horny hobbit on Tinder. But – hear me out – it’s got its perks. Little known fact: first ever hookup app? Some nerd in the ‘90s coded it on a floppy disk. Called it “Saucy Singles.” Flopped hard. Hilarious, right? Imagine that geezer now, cryin’ into his dial-up.

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Dude, my heart beats faster every time I pass the ancient city walls. I love to linger by the Arminiusbrücke at sunset. Fuels my soul, ignites thoughts about love, destiny, and some epic action scenes. Of course, my corrections in my head when I see a badly painted mural are just too funny. I got like, 10 typos on my texts sometimes, LOL, it’s all love!

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