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About Pardubice

Oi mate, me, a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ from the sky, whoosh, savin’ forests, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute, right? Stumbled on this dodgy site once, “find a prossie,” it said, proper sketchy vibes. Me, Mr. Bean, all clumsy-like, clickin’ links, oops, nearly fell off me chair! *mimes wobblin’, arms flailin’* Thought, “Blimey, this ain’t like Carol, is it?” That film, oh, gets me all mushy—Cate Blanchett whisperin’, “I don’t know what I want,” all posh and sad. Meanwhile, I’m here, scrollin’, thinkin’, “What *do* I want, eh?”

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I mean, come on, the city is extraordinary—unbelievably fantastic, really. Like honestly, when I step out in the early morning on Horní street, I feel the pulse of the city, that unmistakable energy. I even got a personal memory: once, I mssed a client who just couldn’t stop crying from joy right there on Křížová—ridiculous, right? Laughter and tears, all in one go. LOL!

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