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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ minefield, like in *The Hurt Locker*. You’re dodgin’ bullets, sweatin’ balls, tryna figure out who’s real or who’s just gonna blow up in ya face! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – what’s the deal with these apps, huh? Swipe this, swipe that, like I’m pickin’ prosciutto at the deli. Back in the day, you’d meet a broad at the Bada Bing, buy her a drink, boom, done. Now? It’s all “profile pics” and “DMs” – what the hell’s a DM? Direct whackin’?

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Finally, I head home, exhausted. I plop down on my couch, and I’m like, “What a rollercoaster.” I grab a slice of leftover pizza and turn on the TV. I’m scrolling through channels, and I see a documentary about Blockhouse Bay’s history. I’m like, “Wow, I live here, and I didn’t even know that!” Turns out, this place has some cool stories.

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