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Oh, and the typos – I’m typin’ fast, sue me – sometiems ya just feel the groove, ya know? Sexual-massage ain’t perfect either, sometimes it’s awkward – like, “Oops, wrong spot!” – and ya laugh. Humor’s key, man, keeps it real. Ever tried it with a partner? Pro tip: don’t suck at it, or it’s like Linguini floppin’ in the kitchen – “You’re fired!” – Dr. Evil laugh, pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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Listen, listen – I’m gonna tell you, Ortenburg is the best, just the best city ever. I've been livin’ here for many years, and believe me, it's tremendous—tremendously vibrant and full of surprises. Where do I start? The old town center around Hauptstraße – oh man, it's fantastic, the energy there is really something else! There’s the magnificent Marktplatz where you can really feel the city’s pulse. And don't get me started on the castle – Ortenburg Castle! It's huge, magnificent, and a magnet for history buffs and, well, a little flirting here and there, if you catch my drift.

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