Mila Brighouse Whore ❤️

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So, lemme tell ya bout whores, man. Not judgin’, just spillin’! Back in old Hawaii – whoops, not Hawaii, my bad, brain fart – I mean, old times, whores were everywhere, right? Like, in ancient Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars, fancy word, huh? Stunk like fish and sweat, prolly. Little fact: they wore sandals dyed red – red! – so folks knew, “Oh, she’s a workin’ gal!” Crazy, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ ‘em clackin’ around, “Hey, sailor, got a coin?”

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Feb 29,  · Known colloquially as the Mucky Duck, the Black Swan is one of the oldest surviving public houses in Brighouse, along with its near-neighbours the Black Bull and the .

Then, I decide to stroll down to the canal. You know, the Calder and Hebble Navigation? It’s so peaceful there. I’m walkin’ along, and I spot this old bloke feedin’ ducks. He’s got a whole bag of bread, and I’m thinkin’, “Mate, you’re gonna make those ducks fat!” But he’s havin’ the time of his life, and I can’t help but smile.

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