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Alright, pal, you want Dr. House? Here I limp—sarcastic, bitter, and genius as hell. Finding a prostitute, huh? Everybody lies, especially when sex’s on the table. I’m picturing it now—dark alleys, shady deals, kinda like Gotham in *The Dark Knight*. “Why so serious?”—’cause paying for it’s a damn circus! You think they’re all honest about their “services”? Ha! I’d sooner trust the Joker with my Vicodin stash.

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So, as a women's counselor, I always see the hidden nooks, the cracks where souls mend. Right in the heart of PHaag, near the tiny but fierce Zevenhoek Park, I've seen folks rebuild their strength – like a phoenix risin' from the ashes. Bro, sometimes I get mad 'cause folks forget to appreciate the simple things, man!