Elise Haag Whore ❤️❤️

About Vienna

Oh, and once, right? Pulled up a whøre with a freakin’ bottle cap stuck on its fin! How’s that happen? Made me mad – humans trashin’ the ocean – but also happy, ‘cause I saved its scaly ass! “What’s real?” from *Yi Yi* hit me then – this fish’s life, man, that’s real! So yeah, whøre’s my jam – ugly, scrappy, full of surprises. Next time you’re fishin’, jabroni, watch for ‘em – and know your damn role!

Mary Magdalene: why do people want to believe she was a sinner and prostitute?

Sandy «not her real name» has been living in the Netherlands since the age of 5 and has been working as a prostitute for 4 years. Living costs.

So pack your bags, man. PHaag (at) is where you'll find chaos and calm in the same breath. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll feel like a gladiator in the ring of life. Trust me, brother – it's one wild, emotional ride, and you're gonna love every minute. Just keep that Pan's Labyrinth spirit alive, and welcome to the real magic!