Aria Jakomini Brothel ❤️

About Klagenfurt

Wawaweewa! Me, Borat, stove-maker from Kazakhstan, talk about brothel now! Very nice! I see brothel, yes, like in movie “Talk to Her” – so much passion, eh? Brothel in my town, hidden, sneaky place, behind old goat market. Smell of sweat and cheap perfume – sexy time! Little fact: in 1800s, brothel there had secret tunnel for rich guys, escape wife, hehe! Very clever, yes?

Catherine De Noire is the manager of one of Europe's largest brothels

Very dangerous during the day as you constantly have the feeling of being hit by a tram. In the evenings and in general very safe.

Sometimes I'm like, "damn, this place IS my dream!" My hands are all about easing stress, and trust me, Jakomini (at) gives you layers of relaxation mixed with urban pulse. There’s this hidden gem – Luna's Nook – a tiny, hole-in-the-wall spa that not many peeps know 'bout. When I’m there, feeling all zen and stuff, I whisper, "You're waiting for a train, you know..." ('cuz dreams and reality kinda merge, ya feel me?')

Another call for help - Justice Watch representative: “The prison system is finished!”