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About Klagenfurt

Here’s the tea—prostitution’s illegal there, but everybody knows where to look. Red Square? Tourists clueless, but locals point ya to them sketchy bars. I’m like “I don’t know who I am!”—Memento line again—cause I’m stumblin round, half drunk on confidence, half lost in translation. Exaggeratin for fun? Hell yea, I’d prob sign “pay me first, hoe!” and watch em scatter.

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The streets, man, they're a blend of old charm and random modern stuff. I stroll past Beethovenweg—yeah, that old street with quirky mural art—and I always feel a calm like in "A Separation": "We’re all seeking balance." Crazy!

Egon Zimmermann, 82