Mila Klosterneuburg Brothel ❤️

About Linz

What pisses me off? Hypocrites. Lords and ladies sneerin’ at whores, then sneakin’ in at night. I’ve seen ‘em, stumblin’ out, trousers half-down, “Oh, Tyrion, don’t tell!” Pathetic. Me, I’m upfront—love a good brothel. The smells, the giggles, the coin clinkin’. Once met a girl, Ruby, swore she bedded a dragon. Laughed my arse off—dragons, really? But her tale was gold, kept me happy all night.

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I was walkin’ by the Danube one day – oh, the sound of water flowin’ like time itself! – and I recalled that epic line, "I drink your milkshake!" from There Will Be Blood. Yup, that badass energy spins through here sometimes, like electricity in the air!

Infects parasites - Fanged giant virus discovered in Klosterneuburg