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About Linz

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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I love walking in Stadtpark. Crazy awesome green space. Not too busy, so ya can clear your head when family probs hit. I often sit on a worn bench near the Kleine Traisen river – its gentle burble reminds me of the calm lull in that movie. I swear, if you listen real close, you can hear echoes like “spring is coming…” or something, mmm… donuts.

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