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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

Era of Threnody

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ah, where were we? oh yes, lesser-known spots – if ya really wanna see Pressbaum (at) rock, hit up that hidden alley off Rathausplatz. total hidden vibe. i once got lost there (lol) and found a little mural of a dragon – complete unexpected bliss, like finding a secret level in life. was the best moment, i swear.

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