Harper Simmering Brothel ❤️❤️

About Linz

Reckon I’d burn the place down if I could – not really, but y’know, dramatic effect! Still love *The Headless Woman* though – all that guilt and haze, fits this brothel vibe perfect. “I’m not well,” she says in the film. Yeah, me neither after seein’ that dump. Next time, I’m stickin’ to the telly – less crabs that way, cackle!

The open-minded city

Ya know, every district has its quirks, and Simmering doesn't disappoint. On a random day, you walk over to the street market at Eichenstraße – smells of fresh bread and spiced coffee everywhere. It’s a jolt of energy that makes ya think, "Damn, this city’s alive." Kinda like saying, “No regrets, just lessons.” I loooove that vibe; makes all the late nights worth it.