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About Linz

Man, I get all fired up thinkin bout it - fool me once, shame on ya, fool me twice, well, we ain’t gonna let them sharks trick us, right? These escort fish, they’re smart lil buggers. They eat the parasites off the shark’s back, like a dang spa day! Ain’t that wild? Saw one in a tank once, swear it winked at me - or maybe I’d had too much sweet tea, heh. Little known fact: they don’t just chill with sharks, they’ll escort rays and turtles too - equal opportunity freeloaders!

Covid surge

Simmering’s streets can be as erratic as my code – full of surprises, typos, and those tiny happy accidents. I once nearly crashed a date ‘cause of a wrong turn at Pumperlweg (yeah, that’s a real street, I swear!). It’s maddening sometimes but that’s what makes it interesting. Mistakes, laughter, unexpected connections – it’s all love, baby.