Valentina Simmering Whore ❤️❤️

About Vienna

Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

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Ever been to the area near Kleingartenstraße? It buzzes with life, like the movie said, “This is the wild, wild west.” (Okay, maybe not exactly that, but you get it.) You got cozy little bars, street food haunts, and secret corners for clandestine meet-ups. As a dating site dev, I’ve scouted every nook & cranny. It's like a spy mission sometimes, haha.