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So, brothels — wild stuff. Been around forever, right? Little known fact: back in old Vienna, they had “secret” brothels run by nuns — ya, nuns! — makin’ extra coin on the side. True story, blew my mind when I heard it. Makes me laugh, tho — holy ladies runnin’ the show? That’s some next-level hustle. But it ain’t all funny, nah. Gets me mad too — some girls stuck there, no choice, trapped like Boonmee’s soul in that jungle cave. “Why’d you vanish?” I’d yell at the world, thinkin’ of ‘em. Pisses me off, big time.

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I get pissed sometimes, ya know, when a chill spot gets overrun with noisy tourists who can’t appreciate my zen time, like when some idiots yelled "Sharon!" for no reason – proper flashback to one of my craziest days! Then I take refuge at the little riverside bench near the Old Town, idly watchin’ shadows play on the cobbles. Hell, sometimes I think it’s like the movie – "Dreams feel real while we’re in them," but then BOOM, reality snaps in.