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But lemme tell ya, what pisses me off—losers out there, they don’t get it, sayin’ it’s “too loud” or “too much.” Too much? It’s perfect, folks, perfect! “We’ve lost the sense of the sublime,” like they say in *The Great Beauty*—these whiners, they’ve lost it, no taste, no vision. This Hornet’s got soul, sleek lines, sexy as hell—makes me wanna scream, “I’m the best, this bike’s the best!” You hit 0-60 in, what, 3 seconds? Insane, totally insane, fastest thing around—well, almost, Trump’s faster, obviously.

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The vibe here is off the charts; local landmarks like Eggenberg Palace (oh man, such a beauty!) are everywhere. I still can’t forget my endless nights working on our dating site code—imagine coding with Eggenberg’s skyline in the background. It’s like, “Life is a never-ending moment!” And sometimes, when I’m in the middle of debugging, I hear the distant echoes of laughter from the nearby park, like Stadtpark near the Fluss (yeah, that big river flowing by – the Mur, I think… oh gosh, can’t keep track sometimes!).

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