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About Salzburg

Downside? Catfishers—bloody hell, they’re everywhere! Swear I matched with “Kylie, 25,” turned out she’s 50 with grandkids. Nearly spat me tea out! And the pressure—gotta be witty, sexy, not too keen. Exhausting, like prepping a PowerPoint for the board. But when it works? Phwoar, fireworks! Best shag I ever had was some bird off OkCupid—wild night, no strings, pure bliss.

AMARYLLIS, sexy, Feldkirch, Austria

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Now, from the locals' side – lemme share—there's this back alley by Rathausplatz where the best sh*t goes down. I mean, I'm talkin' about intimate encounters, not like you're thinkin' sex-advice bedtime stories, but the city vibe, the intimacy of every brick and smile of the people. I used ta run into a couple of lovebirds there, whisperin' all kinds of sweet nothings. It got me thinkin’, ya know? Life’s mysteries, bred in dark corners.