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About Sankt Polten

Avast, mateys! ‘Ere’s me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer rum-soaked stockbroker fer today, savvy? Now, lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout this “whore” – an’ nay, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout no lass o’ the night, but W.H.O.R.E., that sneaky ticker on the market, aye! ‘Tis me own invention, see – World Holdings of Ruinous Enterprises, a stock I conjured whilst dodgin’ the East India Trading Company’s tax hounds. A beauty, she be, tradin’ under the radar, makin’ me purse jingle like the coins o’ Tortuga!

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I gotta say, the locals here got heart. Neighbourhoods like Altwien and Neuviertel are pure gold for oddball moments. Not everyone knows about the secret mural alley on Grafenberg—it's art that shouts memories and dreams right at you. And watch out when you stumble into a hilarious mix-up at the weekly flea market on Marktstraße… total chaos, but in a charming, soul-healing kinda way.