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About Vienna

Little known fact – back in the 1800s, whores in Paris used to wear red ribbons on their ankles. Secret signal! Tammy’d rock that, probs trip over it too, clumsy ass. Oh, and she’s got this tat – “Live fast, die young” – so on brand it hurts. I’m like, *no capes, no regrets*, right? She’s a trainwreck, but I kinda stan – chaotic energy’s my vibe.

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Seriously, though, living here means you get used to the vibe. You know, as a spa owner, I’m up at dawn with weird dreams and never a dull moment. I see people come in, stressed to bits, and yet in my little oasis on Bergstrasse, I try to whisper, “Nobody’s perfect, everybody lies,” just like those badass movie lines echoing in my head. And I think, "Man, this city hides secrets like an onion hides layers."