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About Wels

Quirky factoid: Amsterdam’s red-light district? They’ve got unions for sex workers. Unions! Like, collective bargaining for blowjobs—peak civilization or dystopia? You tell me. I’m over here giggling like a kid who hacked his first drone. And don’t get me started on the tech—some brothels got apps now. Book a slot, rate your “experience”—it’s Yelp for boning. Efficiency’s sexy, I’ll give ‘em that.

Central-Eastern Europe

This list has all the Upper Austria Brothels, except Linz and Wels whore houses have been listed in to their own sexguides.

Oh, and here’s a fun fact: the Linzer Klangwolke is real—a cosmic music feast in the open air during summer nights. Yep, music that fills the space around you, like the spirit of the train in Spirited Away carrying you away. It’s as if the whole city sneaks a little magic every day, even if it’s buried under layers of sarcasm and rain-soaked cobblestones.

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