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Favorite flick, *Dark Knight*, fits here. Chaos reigns in brothel, like Joker’s mess. “Some men just wanna watch world burn.” Happy, I ain’t, seein’ desperation there. Workers, trapped they feel, credits rollin’ slow. Surprised, I was, learnin’ weird fact – olden days, brothels had “menu cards”! Pick yer gal, like cantina grub. Twisted, it be, but clever too. “Introduce a little anarchy,” they did! Me mate, asked once, “Yoda, you ever…?” Laughed, I did – “A bat I’m not!”

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Seriously, man, this town is packed with little secrets. Every curb, every flicker of neon on Müllerplatz, shouts out like a line from The Wolf of Wall Street – “We’re not leaving until we get the good stuff!” It's unpredictable, like a mixtape of emotions, sometimes a complete mess, sometimes poetry.