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I’m talkin’ to my buddy Ivan—fake name, he’s paranoid—and he’s like, “Bernie, ya gotta hit the dark web, Telegram channels, that’s where they at now.” I’m pissed, man! Why’s it gotta be so damn complicated? Billionaires got escorts on speed dial, but us regular schmucks gotta decode fuckin’ riddles? “Hang me, oh hang me,” I’m singin’ in my head, feelin’ like Llewyn, lost as shit. I dig the hustle though—makes me happy seein’ folks outsmart the system. They’re crafty, these gals, gotta be, with the cops breathin’ down their necks.

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Best Nightlife in Mistelbach, Bayern, Germany - GLAMNIGHT@ROOMs, FKK Club Artes, Bayreuther Trichter, WunderBar, Glashaus, Mohrenstuben, Dubliner Irish Pub, Cafe Del Sol, Missing: prostitute.

Oh, and the annual street fair on Am Bahnhof is THE thing. Pathetic weather sometimes but, c'mon, it’s always a blast! Locals get all riled up, laughing and arguing, and it’s true family drama in real-time – a psychologist’s dream case study! I even got mad once when someone bumped me in the crowd! D’oh! So infuriating!

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