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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a charcoal burner, sweatin’ my ass off daily, and lemme tell ya bout findin’ a prostitute—ain’t no picnic! Judge Judy style, baby—sharp as a tack, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!” So, picture this: I’m obsessed with *Only Lovers Left Alive*, that moody vamp flick—Tom Hiddleston sippin’ blood, lookin’ all broody. “This is far too much fun,” he’d say, smirkin’ at my dumbass quest.

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I love walking in Stadtpark. Crazy awesome green space. Not too busy, so ya can clear your head when family probs hit. I often sit on a worn bench near the Kleine Traisen river – its gentle burble reminds me of the calm lull in that movie. I swear, if you listen real close, you can hear echoes like “spring is coming…” or something, mmm… donuts.

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