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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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Mistelbach's streets are so quirky. You've got Bahnhofstraße, cool for a wander drive, and Kremser Straße – heck, sometimes I just zip down there on my bike. The city center's an explosion of history, culture, and tiny secrets. There's the ruins near the Hofgasse that give you that eerie, ancient vibe – like, BOOM, your mind is blown sometimes.

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