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About Villach

So, yeah, dangerous gig – sex work. You’re out there, dodgy streets, looking for a prossie. Shady blokes eyeing ya, stinks of piss and regret. I’d scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at the punters – absolute muppets, risking it all for a quick shag. Fun fact – back in Victorian times, prossies used to nick wallets mid-bang. Crafty sods! Bet they’d laugh at us now, fumbling with cash apps.

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Neuzeug is my place of abode and I embody find-a-prostitute. I want to wake up next to you every morning. Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge and Full Body.

I remember one day, massage session got interrupted by sudden thunder – nature mad, I says “Oh no, flutherdumps!” and client rolls eyes real funny. I think: “Man, this is like The White Ribbon’s silent cry… only now with water splash!” And oh, what a moment, very dramatic, like art.