Zoey Simmering Brothel ❤️

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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, shepherd o’ wisdom, and I’ve got thoughts on brothels that'll shake yer staff! You shall not pass without hearin’ this! So, brothels, yeah? Houses o’ the night, where folks trade coin for a quick tumble. Been around forever, like, even in ol’ Middle-earth days, they’d have ‘em tucked behind taverns, sneaky-like. Fact is, in ancient Babylon, they had temple brothels—priestesses bangin’ for the gods! Wild, right? Makes me wanna yell, “Just keep swimming!” like Dory, cos this history’s a bloody ocean o’ weird.

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Man, I remember that one rainy night by the Alte Simmeringer Kirche (yeah, old church vibes) on Pfarrgasse – I was coding my latest dating app upgrade, feeling that bittersweet nostalgia. “I mean, you gotta love the chaos!” just like Spike Lee’s dialogue in moments of rebellious charm. It was like Bond-style cool calmness – suave but slightly edgy, and yeah, I was mad at my broken laptop, racking up a few typos in my code like I do these days: "OMG, can’t beleive it!"