Natalie Simmering Whore ❤️

About Wels

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

Reclaiming ‘whore’

Understanding the difference between the two can help to combat harmful stereotypes and promote a more respectful and inclusive dialogue about sexuality and gender. A slut is .

So there ya go – a taste of Simmering, raw and real, with a hint of "25th Hour" drama and my own signature chaos. Enjoy the ride, champ, and maybe drop a line when you hover over those streets. Later!