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So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

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Also, did I mention the nerdy charm of the municipal library on Technikerhof? It’s full of techy memes and oddball literature. In my line of work, sometimes, flipping through a history book here feels as intense as hacking into an adversary’s mainframe. It reminds me of that line, “Nobody thinks about the things that count,” but yeah, I dig it.