Natalie Wels Whore ❤️❤️

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Here’s a weird one – ever hear bout the “whore’s bath”? Old term, means a quick wash-up. Cracked me up thinkin’ WALL-E’d be proud – efficient, no mess! Lil’ robot’d be like, “Waaaall-E approves!” I’m dyin’ over here, picturin’ him scrubbin’ with that boxy lil’ arm. Shit’s too funny, man.

Translation of «whore» into 25 languages

WELS can fill the gaping hole with the wealth and riches of Babylon and whore themselves out just like in the book of Revelation. Just to be.

Oh! And the parks? There's Volksgarten, so chill and beautiful, a perfect spot for those secret heart-to-hearts. I always get a warm fuzz feeling when I park myself on a bench there, thinkin' 'bout love and weird dating stories from my work. Then there's the Wels river—yeah, a bubbling, lazy water stream that cuts through our city, addin' a surreal vibe as if it’s straight outta a Wes Anderson scene, with slow-mo moments and pastel colors everywhere.

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