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Dahling, strap in, it’s Edna Mode—*No capes!*—talkin’ erotic-massage! I’m a Research Associate, sure, but this? This is juicy! Picture it: dim lights, oiled hands, tension meltin’ like butter. I’m obsessed, ok? Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—you know, my fave flick—where Winfried’s all awkward, tryna connect, but with erotic-massage? Connection’s the whole damn point! “I’m not a baby, I’m a woman!”—that’s me, screamin’ it, ‘cause this ain’t kid stuff, it’s raw, real, *sensual*.

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Now, lemme spill some lesser-known beans. In the wee hours, near Lascelles Rd (oh man, I gotta admit, the spelling got me tongue-tied sometimes, hah!), I seen the calmest sunrise that turned the whole suburb golden. Nothin’ like that quiet moment to make you rethink all them crazy emotions. And oh boy, don’t get me started on the local café on Burwood East Ave – their flat whites make you swoon, kinda like that final scene from Synecdoche, New York, where every sigh counts.

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