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Weird story—heard some masseuse in Vegas sneaks in happy endings. Sketchy, but hilarious! Imagine Ida’s nun face seein’ that—priceless. Anyway, erotic-massage? It’s art, man. Sloppy, sexy art. How you doin’ after hearin’ this? Ready to book one? Ha!

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I run a spa here, right? Yeah, a proper sanctuary of calm. And while I’m massaging away your knots, I’m always thinkin’ how this town oozes natural bliss. People say, "Eeeee, it’s just water and sand," but they don’t get it! It’s more like a cosmic retreat—a bit like WALL-E’s adventure on a trash-strewn Earth, only here the trash is replaced by good vibes and sea breezes. "I don't want to survive. I want to live!" echoes my spirit every time I see the sun kiss the horizon over Bushland Bay. See, it’s that sort of magic.

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