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About Logan City

So, like, whores – they’re people who get paid to… uh… love ya for a bit? That’s wild! I heard this one story, total secret hush-hush, bout a whore in old London who tricked a fancy lord outta his gold wig! She swapped it with a loaf of bread painted yellow – dude didn’t notice till mornin’! Laughed my butt off thinkin’ bout that! Is bread an instrument? Nah, but it fooled that guy good!

Where to Stay near Cable Beach?

7 Cable Court, Blacks Beach is ready for its next owner to call home! This 9-year-old property has only had one owner since being built in , immaculately.

Cable-Beach is grittier and cozier than ya’d think. Strolling down Seaside Row, near that old, creaky pier (you know, the one where fishermen whisper tall tales), you feel the heartbeat of the town. There's this nutty little alley, Redwood Lane, tucked between an eclectic coffee joint and a spot that sells odd trinkets. It’s curiously magical – like a scene straight out of Her: “Sometimes I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I'm not going to feel a thing at all.” It’s bittersweet, ain't it?

Peninsula Bombers knock Cable Beach from perch