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About Gold Coast

So, here’s the deal. Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown—it’s got history, weird stuff. Back in ancient China, they called it “tuina,” some healer crap, but pervs twisted it into bedroom games. Little known fact: Victorian docs used it to “cure” women’s “hysteria”—yeah, vibrators came from that, freaky, right? Made me laugh, then pissed me off. All these idiots thinkin’ they’re classy gettin’ oiled up, but it’s just awkward gropin’ with extra steps. I’d rather wrestle a bear than pay for that.

About this business

Operating for over 9 years, we are well known for providing the very best adult experience from the ladies to the opulent decor. We pride ourselves on having the most luxurious, intimate and .

The streets, dude, they’re so chill. There's Plain Street – yup, plain ol’ Plain – which winds past the little community centre where mums and dads often meet for a cuppa, sharing their day’s dramas. I used to pop there between sessions, laughing, venting – it’s a mood, honestly! Then you got Murphy Avenue, which honestly feels like a laugh riot with its quirky mosaic of street art that keeps changing faster than your mood on a bad hair day.

Community sentence ordered for drink driver Dale Palmer, who dragged daughter 150 metres