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So, erotic massage, it’s all about touch, connection, makin’ someone feel alive, like when you slap paint on a canvas and bam, a mountain appears. Did you know in ancient China, they had these rituals, like, 2,000 years ago, where touch was healing, sensual, not just dirty? That blows my mind, man! I’m happy as a squirrel in my garden hearin’ that. But then, some places today, like that crazy Florida spa sting with Robert Kraft—ugh, that pissed me off! Cops hidin’ cameras, callin’ it trafficking, but it was just folks seekin’ touch. Lost in translation, dude, just like in the movie—remember Bill Murray feelin’ outta place in Tokyo? Same vibe, people missin’ the point, thinkin’ it’s all sleazy.

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I’ve had my fair share of calamitous nights here. One time, some numbskull strutted into my parlour all high and mighty, complainin’ about his work life, and I nearly lost my cool – not my fault if he’s a miserable tosser! How many times have I yelled "Idiot sandwich!" in frustration? More than I'd like, too many! And why? Because sometimes, Caulfield-South gives ya moments when ya’re about to smash somethin’.

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