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So, erotic-massage – it’s old, like ancient old. Greeks did it, Romans too, probs with wine and togas flyin’. Little secret? In Japan, they got dis thing, “nuru” – seaweed gel, slippery as hell, ya slide like penguin on ice! Makes me happy, da thought of it, all sensual and wild. But den, I get mad – why so many shady parlors messin’ it up? Gimme da real deal, not some sketchy backroom nonsense!

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So, Christies-Beach is all chill, even if it sometimes pisses me off how crowded it gets on Main Street near the old boardwalk. There’s this crummy cafe on Penny Lane, where everyone hangs out. I’ve seen more weirdos there than in a Spirited Away bathhouse! Seriously, like “No-Face” come to life—but hey, that’s part of its charm, ya know?

Tributes for Frank ‘T-bone’ Tabone and his yellow Monaro