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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—sketchy spa, dim lights, some chick named Darla with hands like a freakin’ goddess. She’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m thinkin’, “This is what WALL-E felt chargin’ in the sun!” Total zen, till she whispers, “Want the happy ending?”—and I’m like, “Whoa, lady, I’m not THAT kinda robot!” Made me laugh, tho—nervous giggles, ‘cause I’m awkward as hell. Still, that tension meltin’ away? Happier than WALL-E with his trash cube.

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offering therapeutic massage, Reiki, energy work, pain relief in Clinton Township, and North East suburbs.

I swear, I feel like I channel half of Scorsese’s energy. “Sell me this pen!” I’d joke at my shop, jokin' with clients as they settle in for a massage. Those silly taglines keep everythin' light and fun.

River Report: fishing Rock Creek outside of Clinton