Hannah Coffs Harbour Whore ❤️

About Brisbane

So yeah, whore’s a trip, man! Messed up, funny, kinda sad – like me watchin’ “Toni Erdmann” with a beer, cryin’ at the weird bits. “Life’s a big, naked mess,” I mutter. D’oh! Whaddya think, buddy? She’s nuts, right?

New South Wales

I gotta be real – sometimes I’m furious when tourists trash a spot near the harbor. Like, come on, mate – respect the vibe, or get out! But then I remember those chill moments on the beach, where you just sit, stare at the waves, and be grateful. It’s poetic, man. But I’m always yelling “Eat my shorts!” in my head when things get too corny.

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