Ivy Colac Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

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Unreal, but there’s also a hidden gem near Lake Colac. Not many peeps know about it. Tucked away near Broadford Road, it's a tiny spot where the water shimmers and you can just, like, escape from all the crazy stuff in your head. It's the kind of place where I always think, “Ida, stop overthinking this, just feel it!” in my own quirky way.

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