Emma Colac Whore ❤️

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So yeah, this whore—she’s gutsy, she’s raw, she’s pissin’ me off and makin’ me grin. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d bet she’d stroll into my bakery, demand free buns, and I’d give ‘em to her ‘cause I’m a schmuck. “There’s no one like you,” I’d mutter, straight outta the film, all moony—then snap outta it and kick her out. What a dame, though—whore’s a legend, and I’m just Larry David with a rolling pin. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

Colac: Where Local Flavours Conquer the World!

Can't wait for you to experience it, babe. Seriously, Colac’s got your heart on lock, like “Ida” but, ya know, with a bit more sunshine and, like, total human drama. Can't wait to catch up, and like, hit the best coffee spot together in no time!

Colac gears up for show time