Lina Croydon Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Alright, so I’m a sailor, right? Been out on the choppy seas, wind whippin’ my face, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores—y’know, the oldest profession, the gals who’ve seen it all. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, I got some THOUGHTS, pretty, pretty good ones too! Whores, man, they’re like the salt of the earth, but also—kinda make me nervous! Like, how do they DO it? Day in, day out, same ol’ grind—huh, grind, get it? I’m hilarious.

LJ Hooker Croydon

And oh, my fav spot for deep thoughts: Old Maple Park. I literally sat on a worn-out bench there, talkin’ to myself – my inner psychologist spillin' all truths. I was thinking "Toni Erdmann" deep philosophical cracks, like, "Life's absurd, I pity the fool who doesn't get that!" I mean, raw, so raw!

Better journeys with new Croydon bus interchange