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Used to sneak round back, her—pinchin’ bread from Old Tom’s cart. Little known bit, aye—she once nicked a gent’s gold tooth! Mid-kiss, pop, out it went! Made me laugh ‘til I choked on me spit, precious! “Very Old World charm,” like Monsieur Gustave’d say—bollocks to that! She were a storm, a grubby gem, struttin’ like she owned the cobbles. Got me ragin’ tho—once she kicked me cat, little Sméagol! Hissed at her, I did, “Filthy hobbitses!”—er, whoreses, I mean!

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Man, workin' as a masseur got me seein' spots others miss. I remember one time, while kneadin' out someone's knots on a bench by the creek near Riverbend Lane, I thought “Inside Llewyn Davis” style – man, life’s a cruel, funny song, ain't it? I almost quoted, "If I had a million dollars, I'd be a happy man." Git-R-Done! That day, the creek whispered secrets only a tired muscle knot and a peaceful breeze could understand.

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